I Know I am Getting Old When….

I know I am getting old when I can’t remember names of people I used to know really well.

I know I am getting old when I have to hire a Handyman to change those high above head light bulbs.

I know I am getting old when I can’t remember where I put things.

I know I am getting old when I need my land phone to find my mobile phone.

I know I am getting old when I can no longer cut my toenails.

I know I am getting old when I can no longer bend down to pick things up without pain

I know I am getting old when I have a fall.

I know I am getting old when I have trouble sitting on the floor and then getting up from it.

I know I am getting old when I need something to hold on to when I get in and out of a tub

I know I am getting old when cleaning becomes difficult.

I know I am getting old when I start having trouble opening my windows.

I know I am getting old when I can’t remember why I went into a room.

I know I am getting old when can’t read things without a magnifier. Luckily my cell phone has one.

I know I am getting old when I can’t open jars like I once did.

I know I am getting old when I am too tired to be tired.

I know I am getting old when I can’t get on a ladder or even a step stool without difficulty.

I know I am getting old when the face in the mirror looks tired, wrinkly and just plain old.

I know I am getting old when I now qualify for senior discounts.

I know I am getting old when I qualified for SS and Medicare.

I know I am getting old when I want to get rid of my collections.

I Know I am getting old when I can’t remember what I was talking about while talking to someone